What's the most valuable lesson you've learned in life, and how has it impacted your journey so far?
Last Updated: 21.06.2025 02:00
At least until the peyote kicks in ...
Marijuana makes Jesus cry!
After you lather me up with that strawberry hand lotion.
Is a man over 50 not married no kids a red flag?
Before there was MAGA there was … the Comics Code Authority
Sex! Lingerie! Knock knock jokes!
Gadzooks! It's Torchy Todd slumming it in Yugoslavian science fiction! The shame!
How do I study with focus and concentration and avoid distractions and procrastination?
Just you, me, in a vat of lime jello, pulling hair, calling each other names …
Tess' boyfriend, Ed, now works as a Peter Lorre impersonator.
Ironically, Wertham focused on stories about crime, singling out Batman and Robin for its gay subtext and Dick Tracy for its violence.
If there exists a “New York of Australia”, is it Sydney or Melbourne?
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Only zombies dig to rock and roll, daddy-O!
And then working as Betty and Veronica's body doubles ...
Why don't I get sleep at nights?
Two letters of transit signed by General De Gaulle … Stimpy, you eediot!
Remember, kids, masturbation will make you see the devil everywhere!
Let's do what we always do, lay around half-naked while men make terrible jokes at our expense.
Why is my older sister so mean to me as if I was her enemy?
Perhaps now we can explore what being a “gal pal” really means.
Shameless vixen! Trollop!
Times might be tough … But at least there's one thing we all agree on.
What can anal toys bring to straight men?
In order to answer this I came up with a little story that goes like this …
“Your boyfriend is a total perv, mommy.”
Torchy, we're unemployed … And no one is hiring scantily-clad wastrels these days.
Of all the layoffs, Torchy Todd and her gal pal, Tess Parker, were hit the hardest.
I hear you're a stunt-double now for Fred in Scooby-Doo.
In 1954 complete bastard and censorship campaigner Fredric Wertham published a book for the stated goal of creating a moral panic around comic book's alleged impact on juvenile delinquency. Much like the House Committee on Un-American Activities' disastrous impact on the film industry, the Comics Code Authority (obey, puny humans) put many hardworking comic book characters out of work all because of one poorly written book called …
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And I ended up moonlighting in Japanese porn, but the less said about that the better.
Dick! I heard about the lay-off. What's a square-jaw crime fighter doing these days to bring in the bling?
Yes, Tess, crime doesn't pay but apparently Rated-G horror does.
Make Nazis afraid again!
Torchy thinks: Maybe I could play a gangster's moll since apparently smoking is still seen as wholesome and American.
¡Explotando Dick por todos lados!
Why do Democrats never produce a good argument for why Trump was a bad president?
But Tess! I mean Betty! I mean Veronica! (I can never remember who is who) which ever one you are, I love you!
Every day is a good day to punch a Nazi! I mean MAGA! I mean the Comics Code Authority! (I can never remember who is who)
Speaking of which, poor Cleo Coco has ended up appearing in anti-vice pamphlets.
In the TV show Supernatural, why is God portrayed as cruel?
I've also been making ends meet ... By appearing in Tijuana splatter comics as Evil Gringo #2.